"I know nothing!" -> "Thinking no ow!" (by Jim Banholzer) (2017) (pending approval)
"Tall tale teller" -> "Taller telltale." (by Jim Banholzer) (2017) (pending approval)
"Trump third term" -> "Mr. Mirth, pet turd." (by Jim Banholzer) (2017) (pending approval)
"Stephanie Clifford alias 'Stormy Daniels'" -> "Disloyal President has a MILF, fornicates." (by Jason Lofts) (2018) (pending approval)
"Donald Trump, President of the United States of America" -> "I depend on data from the petroleum industries' fatcats." (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2017) (pending approval)
"Donald Trump, President of the United States of America" -> "The demon put in a Protestant added fuel to racism's fire." (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2017) (pending approval)
"Donald Trump, President of the United States of America" -> "Fat US dictator manhandled peer in midst of Europe test." (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2017) (pending approval)
"Donald Trump, President of the United States of America" -> "Me, I spurn fact, dispute I demonstrated the art of no deal." (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2017) (pending approval)
"Donald Trump, President of the United States of America" -> "I'd fit a pliant Supreme Court that defers to one's demand." (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2017) (pending approval)
"Donald Trump, President of the United States of America" -> "Master dud, from pathetic need of persistent adulation." (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2017) (pending approval)
"Donald Trump, President of the United States of America" -> "Maddened people's ruin is the fate of dictator tantrums." (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2017) (pending approval)
"Donald Trump, President of the United States of America" -> "Misanthropic despot means latent dread of future tide." (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2017) (pending approval)
"Donald Trump, President of the United States of America" -> "Demented populist Mister Fathead so fractured nation." (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2017) (pending approval)
"Donald Trump, President of the United States of America" -> "Nuthead in sad temper to add potent fuel to racism's fire." (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2017) (pending approval)
"US president Donald Trump" -> "Odds murder petulant spin." (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2017) (pending approval)
"US president Donald Trump" -> "Populist demands turn Red." (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2017) (pending approval)
"US president Donald Trump" -> "Dude turns and prompt lies." (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2017) (pending approval)