"You cannot be serious, the ball was on the line!" -> "One untouchable arsehole obstinately wins." (by Brian Dungate by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"John Patrick McEnroe" -> "Arch jock in no temper?" (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2004)
"John Patrick McEnroe" -> "Chronic top-name jerk?" (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2004)
"Fourteen pounds" -> "Found pure stone." (by Segura using Anagram Genius) (2002)
"Lose a few pounds" -> "Woe. Leaf, no spuds..." (by Mick Tully using Anagram Genius) (2001)