"Sir Alec Ferguson, Manchester United Manager" -> "Man met Grant. Grief! Cur ruined Chelsea season." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2008) (pending approval)
"Wayne Rooney, Manchester United and England footballer" -> "Teen lead idol, funny metatarsal bone, whored granny once." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Usain Bolt wants to play for Manchester United (seriously)" -> "Football is his 'wet dream'?! Lunacy or super-nutty sensation?" (by Aronas Pinchas ) (2010) (pending approval)
"Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United" -> "So dance round team in Antichrist role." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2008) (pending approval)
"Ryan Giggs - Manchester United" -> "Chuggings, dreams, an eternity." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2008) (pending approval)