"Wayne Rooney, Manchester United and England footballer" -> "Teen lead idol, funny metatarsal bone, whored granny once." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"England Footballer Wayne Rooney" -> "We all rely on one fat boy - no danger!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"The Everton and England footballer Wayne Rooney" -> "Renowned? Notable? Doh! Only an overly-fat teenager." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The Manchester United footballer Wayne Rooney" -> "Recently, one burly meathead's often into a whore." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Wayne Rooney" -> "Yon weary one." (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2016) (pending approval)
"Wayne Rooney" -> "Near new yo yo." (by Julie Gottlieb by hand) (2006) (pending approval)