"The Everton and England footballer Wayne Rooney" -> "Renowned? Notable? Doh! Only an overly-fat teenager." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Wayne Rooney, Manchester United and England footballer" -> "Teen lead idol, funny metatarsal bone, whored granny once." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"England Footballer Wayne Rooney" -> "We all rely on one fat boy - no danger!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"The Manchester United footballer Wayne Rooney" -> "Recently, one burly meathead's often into a whore." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Wayne Rooney" -> "Yon weary one." (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2016) (pending approval)
"Wayne Rooney" -> "Near new yo yo." (by Julie Gottlieb by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Ryan Giggs - Manchester United" -> "Chuggings, dreams, an eternity." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2008) (pending approval)
"Arsenal Football Club" -> "Bores all but local fan." (by Aronas Pinchas) (2005)
"Arsenal Football Club" -> "Louts all clobber a fan." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Arsenal Football Club" -> "Or cabal nets foul ball." (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2003)
"Sheffield United Football Club" -> "Effin' foul "Blades" botch dull tie." (by Pudni Wasti using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Sheffield United Football Club" -> "Behind? (Built of duff local steel!)" (by Mick Tully using Anagram Genius) (2008) (pending approval)
"Wigan Athletic Football Club" -> "Ace? Can lob, fill goal with butt!" (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2003)
"Liverpool FC" -> "Pelvic floor." (by Jean
Merges by hand) (1999)
"Manchester Utd" -> "The dream c**ts." (by Mike Moore using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Manchester Utd" -> "The red sanctum." (by Mike Moore using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Paul Gascoigne sectioned under the Mental Health Act" -> "Gee Ma! State detached unrepentant, alcoholic gin-lush." (by Mick Tully using Anagram Genius) (2008) (pending approval)
"Paul Gascoigne, England player" -> "Canny drug ("E's"), ale, appalling ego." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2008) (pending approval)
"The footballer Paul Gascoigne" -> "Goals to perfection? Laughable!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The footballer Paul Gascoigne" -> "Face on page? Gorilla's butthole!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"Sir Alec Ferguson, Manchester United Manager" -> "Man met Grant. Grief! Cur ruined Chelsea season." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2008) (pending approval)
"Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United" -> "So dance round team in Antichrist role." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2008) (pending approval)