"Sir Alec Ferguson, Manchester United Manager" -> "Man met Grant. Grief! Cur ruined Chelsea season." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2008) (pending approval)
"Malcolm Glazer and Manchester United" -> "Ersatz, chancier, glum lamented old man." (by Hugh Reid using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Usain Bolt wants to play for Manchester United (seriously)" -> "Football is his 'wet dream'?! Lunacy or super-nutty sensation?" (by Aronas Pinchas ) (2010) (pending approval)
"Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United" -> "So dance round team in Antichrist role." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2008) (pending approval)
"Ryan Giggs - Manchester United" -> "Chuggings, dreams, an eternity." (by Stanley Accrington using Anagram Genius) (2008) (pending approval)
"Manchester United supporters" -> "Picture damn Southerner pests!" (by Pudni Wasti using Anagram Genius) (2005)
"Manchester Utd" -> "The dream c**ts." (by Mike Moore using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Manchester Utd" -> "The red sanctum." (by Mike Moore using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"A Manchester City Football Club" -> "Best faculty team, brill coach. No?" (by Pinchas Aronas) (2008) (pending approval)