(by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2007) (pending approval)
Other related anagrams without their own page:
"Paul Gascoigne sectioned under the Mental Health Act" -> "Gee Ma! State detached unrepentant, alcoholic gin-lush." (by Mick Tully using Anagram Genius) (2008) (pending approval)
"Paul Gascoigne, England player" -> "Canny drug ("E's"), ale, appalling ego." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2008) (pending approval)
"The footballer Paul Gascoigne" -> "Goals to perfection? Laughable!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The footballer Paul Gascoigne" -> "Face on page? Gorilla's butthole!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The Everton and England footballer Wayne Rooney" -> "Renowned? Notable? Doh! Only an overly-fat teenager." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Wayne Rooney, Manchester United and England footballer" -> "Teen lead idol, funny metatarsal bone, whored granny once." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"England Footballer Wayne Rooney" -> "We all rely on one fat boy - no danger!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"The Manchester United footballer Wayne Rooney" -> "Recently, one burly meathead's often into a whore." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Wayne Rooney" -> "Yon weary one." (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2016) (pending approval)
"Wayne Rooney" -> "Near new yo yo." (by Julie Gottlieb by hand) (2006) (pending approval)