"Patricia Hewitt heckled at nurses' conference" -> "Nice, reticent patients or wreckful headaches?" (by John Dyke using Anagram Genius) (2006) (pending approval)
"NHS has best year ever, says Patricia Hewitt" -> "Heavy satire chastises petty brainwasher." (by John Dyke using Anagram Genius) (2006) (pending approval)
"NHS has best year ever, says Patricia Hewitt" -> "Hyperactive brainwasher hesitates, stays." (by John Dyke using Anagram Genius) (2006) (pending approval)
"Health Secretary Patricia Hewitt" -> "Cheerily trashier apathetic twat." (by John Dyke using Anagram Genius) (2006) (pending approval)
"The Rt Hon Patricia Hewitt" -> "Whip-hit attraction there?" (by Mick Tully using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Rt Hon Patricia Hewitt" -> "Erotic threat in that whip?" (by Mick Tully using Anagram Genius) (2006)
"The Rt Hon Patricia Hewitt" -> "Hah! Or pathetic twitterin'" (by Segura) (2004)
"Patricia Hope Hewitt MP" -> "A pathetic whore. Pimp it!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2005)