"He has panache and pizazz." -> "Hah! Enhanced a pizzas zap." (by Jim Banholzer) (2018) (pending approval)
"The town crier." -> "Went rhetoric." (by Jim Banholzer) (2017) (pending approval)
"Usain Bolt golden again in relay, in world record time" -> "Great, cool runner owns medal riding on ideal ability." (by Aronas Pinchas ) (2012) (pending approval)
"Usain Bolt Not Among the Top Sprinters Busted for Steroids" -> "Last 'test of routine' - no prohibited drugs on best sportsman." (by Aronas Pinchas ) (2013) (pending approval)
"Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce and Usain Bolt" -> "Acest runners flash rapidly by on lane." (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2012) (pending approval)
"Usain Bolt wants to play for Manchester United (seriously)" -> "Football is his 'wet dream'?! Lunacy or super-nutty sensation?" (by Aronas Pinchas ) (2010) (pending approval)