"The fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil" -> "The deflowering of Eve: the nude fat girl took food." (by Judson T. Pewther using Anagram Genius) (2009) (pending approval)
"Leave a good / evil shrine." -> "Heaven is real & I love God." (by Jim Banholzer) (2017) (pending approval)
"Choices between good and evil" -> "And between choices, I love God." (by Jim Banholzer by hand) (2016) (pending approval)
"Important choices between good and evil" -> "And between important choices, I love dog." (by Jim Banholzer by hand) (2017) (pending approval)