"The Bible.Problem is has more than one page.Ankh" -> "Improbableness Heathman Heliograph Betoken." (by Zbigniew Okolotowicz) (2006) (pending approval)
"Tutankhamun" -> "A mutant hunk." (by Maverick using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"L.A. braces for massive Michael Jackson memorial" -> "California marshals Jacko's service (O, embalm me!)" (by Aronas Pinchas) (2009) (pending approval)
"L.A. braces for massive Michael Jackson memorial" -> "California marshals Jacko's service (O, embalm me!)" (by Aronas Pinchas) (2009) (pending approval)
"A Tribute To Michael Jackson =" -> "America to blithe Jacko-nuts." (by Aronas Pinchas) (2009) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson accused of having sex with young children" -> "Axis concocts gun; he f**ks gay children; now have him jailed!" (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson accused of having sex with young children" -> "Ouch! White-faced n**ger an' kids havin' sex. Coach 'n' jolly scum." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson death still unsolved after autopsy" -> "Even flat corpse ain't tells a dash much. Idol just okay." (by Aronas Pinchas) (2009) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson's "You are not alone"" -> "Macauly is here to joke as a CNN loon." (by Karen Goldstein by hand) (2009) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson's "You are not alone"" -> "Macaulay is here to joke as CNN loon." (by Karen Goldstein by hand) (2009) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson and little boys" -> "Not jolly! Messianic black death." (by Scott Watson using Anagram Genius) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson and little boys" -> "Joy! Kids' balls contaminate lech." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson and little boys" -> "Tits? Mikey clash clean job on lad." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"New Michael Jackson doll to be launched" -> "Child can blow/tune lean Jacko's model, eh." (by Aronas Pinchas ) (2010) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson ordered to close Neverland" -> "No joker lads or even clean meddlers? Chaotic!" (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson ordered to close Neverland" -> "Late major on deadener. Love children's cocks?" (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson ordered to close Neverland" -> "Clear scorn jer; he loved and molested OK. Can I?" (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson ordered to close Neverland" -> "Clench? Overadorn jokeless, odd, neat miracle." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson ordered to close Neverland" -> "Jeer or cool advance; molests naked children." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson ordered to close Neverland" -> "Jerk clean volcano clone; dissed dear mother." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson ordered to close Neverland" -> "No harem? Disaster! Cold jerk concealed novel." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson ordered to close Neverland" -> "Loved? Rejected? I'm an asshole/crack Londoner." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson ordered to close Neverland" -> "Lads clench lads 'n' joked? No more erotica, ever!" (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson's "One day in your life"" -> "Fan: you're sick? sad? Call me, honey, I join." (by Karen Goldstein by hand) (2009) (pending approval)
"Michael Jackson died Thursday" -> "Oh Jesus! Harm kiddy accidental." (by Marc Kienast using Anagram Genius) (2009) (pending approval)
"The pop singer Michael Jackson dies" -> "Leading act perishes (no chimp jokes)." (by Dharam Khalsa by hand) (2009) (pending approval)
"Living with Michael Jackson" -> "Hi-jacking, vital, clownish me." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Living with Michael Jackson" -> "Check! Lil' vaginas joint whim." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"Living with Michael Jackson" -> "I'm thieving, clownish jackal." (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"The Michael Jackson memorial" -> "Oh, majestic male, like monarch!" (by Aronas Pinchas) (2009) (pending approval)
"Pop Star Michael Jackson" -> "Oh Man! Special jock-strap." (by David Henderson using Anagram Genius) (2005)