Modern adage: 'Life sucks and then you die' anagrams
Rearranging the letters of 'Modern adage: 'Life sucks and then you die'' (Modern adage) gives:
Oh dear me! A f**king sad, lone destiny due!
(by Tony Crafter using Anagram Genius) (2006) (pending approval)
Other related anagrams without their own page:
"'Life sucks and then you die', is a modern adage." -> "A sad, lone destiny ahead. Our f**king demise!" (by Tony Crafter using Anagram Genius) (2006) (pending approval)
"Life sucks" -> "Lies! F**ks!" (by Keir James Holling using Anagram Genius) (2013) (pending approval)
"Life sucks" -> "Sucks! Lief." (by alex using Anagram Genius) (2006) (pending approval)