"Life sucks" -> "Lies! F**ks!" (by Keir James Holling using Anagram Genius) (2013) (pending approval)
"Life sucks" -> "Sucks! Lief." (by alex using Anagram Genius) (2006) (pending approval)
"'Life sucks and then you die', is a modern adage." -> "A sad, lone destiny ahead. Our f**king demise!" (by Tony Crafter using Anagram Genius) (2006) (pending approval)