"Britney Spears is pregnant" -> "Beginner as nasty stripper." (by Dhrumeel by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"1. Britney Spears 2. Lindsay Lohan 3. Paris Hilton" -> "1. Lady in rehab 2. Lass in therapy 3. Lost in prison." (by Scott Gardner) (2007) (pending approval)