Rearranging the letters of 'Hippocrates of Chios' (Ancient Greek philosopher and medic) gives:
Christ! I ache of poops.
(by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2007) (pending approval)
Other related anagrams without their own page:
"Socrates" -> "Coarsest?" (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2002)
"Socrates" -> "A. C. Tosser." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2007) (pending approval)
"Socrates" -> "A cess rot." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2007) (pending approval)
"Socrates" -> "To caress?" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2007) (pending approval)
"Socrates" -> "Sot cares." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2007) (pending approval)
"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. [Aristotle]" -> "But wife is spiritless, emotionless obligation... good vocal, no head." (by Aronas Pinchas) (2011) (pending approval)