"The Wimbledon Mens Lawn Tennis champion Roger Federer" -> "Note winning form. He ceded error balls? Tim Henman weeps." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)
"Wimbledon Champion Maria Sharapova" -> "I am a Siberian vamp who can hold a romp." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004)
"Wimbledon Tennis Championships" -> "I'm clownish - Henman dippiest snob." (by Robert Scott Silverwood using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Wimbledon Tennis Championships" -> "Miss chip, do no spin - Henman blew it." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)