"Paul Gascoigne sectioned under the Mental Health Act" -> "Gee Ma! State detached unrepentant, alcoholic gin-lush." (by Mick Tully using Anagram Genius) (2008) (pending approval)
"Paul Gascoigne, England player" -> "Canny drug ("E's"), ale, appalling ego." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2008) (pending approval)
"The footballer Paul Gascoigne" -> "Goals to perfection? Laughable!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The footballer Paul Gascoigne" -> "Face on page? Gorilla's butthole!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)