"Netta Barzilai wins Eurovision Song Contest for Israel" -> "On air vigorousness or a little bit of new craziness. Ain't?" (by Aronas Pinchas ) (2018) (pending approval)
"The British entry for the Eurovision Song Contest" -> "Test tune. Horrific! Boring shit - they snore. No votes." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2003)