"Chelsea beats Bayern Munich for Champions League title" -> "Germans beaten by penalties. Much hostile coach: "Failure!"" (by Aronas Pinchas ) (2012) (pending approval)
"Chelsea beats Bayern Munich for Champions League title" -> "The Germans beaten by much fallacious, heroic penalties." (by Aronas Pinchas ) (2012) (pending approval)
"Munich" -> "Much in." (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2006)
"Munich" -> "I munch." (by Rajkishore by hand) (2006) (pending approval)
"UEFA The Champions league finals" -> "A hateful Milan, eh? Cup is gone safe!" (by Aronas Pinchas) (2005)
"Olympic Games" -> "Gimme Calypso!" (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2005)